GERM™.  It grows, it multiplies, it does long division...  Ok, maybe it doesn't do long division, but you and "it" have one thing in common...  You like it, it likes you.  The GERM™ provides unequivocal, undeniable mindbending range that even your Mother's strongest antibacterial soap couldn't kill.

"The Germ’s clean boost is simply huge, yet the circuit is super quiet. The crunch side supplies the same ridiculous volume boost, but with the addition of a fat distortion. We could easily conjure Hiwatt-style rage from a Super Reverb in this mode. Amazing. Turning down your guitar volume yields stunning clarity and definition – crunch and punch at your fingertips." - Guitar Player Magazine

"I had been looking for a pedal that combined a pure clean boost and OD in a compact package. I have a Time Machine Boost and the Fulldrive and finally came to the Germ. It seems unique and I can't think of another pedal just like it." - Anonymous (Harmony Central)